I don't do phone calls
It's important to mention.
I am happy to communicate with you via email or direct messages via Instagram or Facebook to set up a time to get to know each other. I am happy to meet you in person or meet you by video. And once we have a groove, I am happy to text.
I am not happy to talk on the phone. Like, ever. You won't find my phone number here.
I hope you aren't expecting a "professional" behind all of this because this is my normal face.